What I think when kids in my class read
- That’s a FULL STOP, NOT A COMMA
- That’s a COMMA, NOT A FULL STOP
- Why the heck can’t you pronounce that word?
- THE TEACHER JUST CORRECTED YOU WHY’D YOU GET IT WRONG AGAIN?!?!?!
- Can I sleep?
- If you can’t read, why’d you raise your hand?
- You can’t pronounce THAT word?
- WHAT THE HECK
- My skin’s crawling
- What you like long paragraphs for
- Oh god not him, his voice sounds like a dying nail on a dying chalkboard
- You skipped a line
- LOL what was that?
- I don’t even.
I always hated having to listen to other people read when I was in school. The worst part was that you had you pay attention in case the teacher made you read.
(Source: youcanbethecaptain, via darrentrollscastle)